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Christina's House (eng)
Christina lives in an old house with her father and younger brother. One day strange things begin to heppen. There are strange noises in the house and people mysteriously disappear. Things begin to get bad. Very bad.
Starring : Allison Lange and John Savage
 

Movie review by: Jonathan Wong

What can I say about this movie? It has got to be the most awful, sorry, crappy, stupid excuse of a horror/thriller movie. It was scary alright, but not in any way you'd expect. It was scary because of the thought of sitting through such an excruciating and painful experience again.

The movie tells the story of Christina's house(doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out). Throughout the movie, various people die/mysterious disappear near her house. Sounds like a good premise right? Wrong. The movie is executed in such a way that the pace is slower than snail, and the scenes that are supposed to be scary just end up being bland. After every scene where someone dies, you get the thought "Oh...she/he died." Big deal.

As for the camerawork, they do a pretty good job of focusing on Cristina's rather prominent chest and behind. Every time she goes up a stairs or climbs a ladder, you're assured of shot of her behind. And she's always wearing something that looks 2 sizes to small. Any smaller and the government would have to ban this movie because it would be a soft-porno movie then.

The movie producers try to add a bit of a "whodunnit" factor to the movie by making various characters look like suspects. But please, it doesn't work when you make every other person who shows his/her face in the movie seem like a psychopath! And if you have the horrible luck of sitting thru this piece of cow manure, take note of the sheriff. He's a certified freakazoid. Another sick character is Christina's father - in almost every scene, he looks like he wants to get into bed with his daughter.

There is some blood towards the end. But well, suffice to say, it wouldn't scare a goldfish. The killer reveals himself and Christina has to defend herself. Well, I don't have to tell you the rest, I guess you can figure it out. There is a bit of a supernatural element that sets the movie up for a sequel. The possibility of that happening send shivers down my spine.

The verdict? Stay as far as humanly possible from this movie. Your peace of mind depends on it.

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